Global Eco class is on and the Prof is explaining about alpha, factor of productivity and a student asks why alpha doesn’t change and after a long discussion between the prof and the student, the student is has discovered something.
Student: Sir, but alpha will change if there is a genetic evolution !! [Eureka !!]
Section B
Prof: So do you think that any firm can replicate Ducati's brand perception ?
Student: Yes Sir. They can.
Prof: How can they? Ducati has a feel of style and performance which is reflective of Italian culture. The World of Ducati symbolizes that in some sense.
Student: Even Japanese can. They can copy it by having Shaolins and Samurais
** Prof Stumped **
Section C
1. Prof: Does any of you have twins?
** Class Silent **
Prof: Ok, who has a small kid?
Class:
Student (Shouting the question across the class to the student who is “dad”): How old is your kid?
** Class ROFL **
Section H
1. Prof (tired of Arbit CP) : Sorry X we are running out of time i'll listen to your point in the break, unless it is really important.
Student (Heart broken): Ok Sir.
Prof(trying to be funny) Oh come on I was just joking, we would like to hear your point, did you think I was serious ...
Student:- I am not sure sir, I haven’t calibrated your sense of humor yet.
** Class ROFL **
2. Student giving arbit gyaan about what parameters he is using to distinguish the cold drinks, color looks like coke, but tastes like pepsi…. Blah blah
Madam: Just make a choice and go....
** Class ROFL **
3. Madam:- Explaining that the volunteer needs to identify the drink.
Student (stumped) Can I taste the cold drink to make the choice.
** Class ROFL **
