Section - A + B
Student A send email to 2010 and like a good mamma's boy apologizes for spamming. [TOTALLY ORIGINAL. I WONDER WHY NOONE HAS EVER COME WITH THIS CONCEPT]
Student B hits REPLY to ALL: Why so apologetic? [LOOK AT ME. I DONT SAY SORRY BECAUSE I THINK IT IS FRIKKIN' IMPORTANT]
Student A hits REPLY to ALL: I believe it's the after-effects of what I have been hearing from a few corners [I GOT A BIT OF GAS PROBLEM FROM A FEW CORNERS OF MY BODY. SO I TOOK A TABLET WHICH HAS ONLY AFTER-EFFECTS. SIDE EFFECTS NAHIN]
Section - B
Student: Sir, we at X & Y (Consulting Company) have random talks with our customers to tell them that they dont need what they think they need. We tell them dont worry you'll need it next year. When you'll need it we'll be there.
Prof: ** Discussing about Break even Analysis **
Student: Professor, why does Hyundai have SRK as ambassador ? Hyundai makes Santro or i10 and not ambassador cars. And I dont think SRK will ever drive Santro / i10. Dont you think its a waste of money then ?
Prof: ** Discusses about Dove's common woman strategy few years back **
Student: The general public didnt want to see thin stick females but curvy women. They had put up billboards of aam stree all over the city and had a HOT or NOT poll. 97% said NOT because they were all men !
Prof: ** Discusses about First degree Price discrimination **
Student 1: ** Gives example of CCD and Cafe. Premium sandwiches at CCD **
Student 2: Sir, similarly at Goel ...
Prof interupts: Sorry, but I dont want a bitching session to start.
Section E
Prof cold-calls the sleepin' booty. Three questions, three diverse replies
1st answer – Sorry Sir, I am totally lost…
2nd Q: Are you following? Ans: Yes Sir! Prof: I am trying to an extent, you also try at your end.
3rd time: another Question and he just shrugged his shoulders in negative…
Section F
1. Student: Sir, I have a point.
Prof: What makes you think you have a point?
Student: Sir, what makes you think I dont have a point?
Prof: You dont have a market for your point.
Student: ** Stumped **
2. The marketing prof is doing an analysis of the addressable market for barbers in a given city. After the professor has opened the floor for questions, he is questioned on every aspect of his market breakup.
Bright Student: “Sir, we show that we are reducing the market by 20% for bald people who do not need a barber’s service. But won’t they use the barber for other things like shaving, facials and what not”.[WELL DONE EINSTEIN. YOUR MAMMA MUST BE PROUD. I HOPE BY "WHAT NOT" YOU DIDNT MEAN BALD ESCORTS]
3. Prof has hardly finished 1 sentence about something.
Student – “Sir I agree fully with whatever you’ve said, BUT….”
Prof (stunned) – “But I haven’t said anything yet !”
