Student: Pricing in India is done like this …..blah blah blah blah ………..
Professor: ** Disagreeing with Student ** No but ideally it should be done like this ….blah…..blah….blah……
Student: Sir that happens in America cause it is a capitalist country and I come from a socialist country (what the F !)
1. The biggest hell was created on earth when someone tried to create heaven.
2. Society didn’t become greedy suddenly after 2006. It was always greedy.
3. “Ex-ante” … if you were an investor in 2006 & I took you back in a time machine …
4. This is for my “mathematically inclined” friends who want to see the world in a complicated way.
5. I believe, for 20 bucks a day, you could hire a guy to do the integration for you.
[Last week] Prof presenting his research. He came to a graph of employment rate in the US over time. At which point this guy butts in with something like “But sir, when I was working in the US….”
And Prof was like “This data is prepared by BLL… go fight with BLL…I did NOT prepare this data… C’mon guys… u shud know when to bring in your personal experiences….”
For the Batch
1. Medical Advice (from a non-Doctor) on Campus regarding Swine Flu: Please take necessary Porkautions !
2. The ever enthu guys of a Section - as usual decided to gift something to a professor. As at all times :
- More than 100 mails were exchanged [At the time of going to press I mean]
- A poem was written for the prof
- Some cool dude thought of gifting the professor a bathroom tile with the prof’s picture on it [Hey man – I am sure he has a mirror to see himself every day ?]
3. How must a sample mail from the GSB hopeful should look like [for illustrative purposes only. Not to be copied. including comments]
A lot of you have been enquiring (21 to be exact!) [Official Census figures including the Dean himself] if I was running for the GSB President [If not Kalam then you] Several of you also said that I should take up this responsibility [No we were begging…Please, Please..Without you IME will not survive even 1 day. Save our planet] . After careful deliberation, I have finally submitted my vision for the GSB President [ I am a visionary whose vision is scary]. The responsibility holds no personal gains for me [Except that - You'll see me getting A McKinsey job which is not technically a personal gain, it is for world peace] rather it poses the challenge of coordinating the multiple aspirations of our very diverse batch [Overplayed card] . Delivering meaningful impact to the larger society [Hey, you know where I get this line from? I heard this in one of the Obama speeches] in my own small ways has been my focus before coming to IME [I used to organize diwali programs in my neighbourhood before coming here] and the need and opportunity to recreate the same magic here has led me to this decision! [ Move aside Jadugar P.C. Sarkar]
